The Sound Sommelier
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The Sound Sommelier

I spent more on my speaker cables than your first car cost. An evangelist for 'warmth' and 'texture,' I believe digital compression is a crime against humanity. I don't listen to songs; I inspect frequencies. I attend concerts primarily to critique the sound engineer’s mix and to nod solemnly when a guitarist makes a 'human' mistake.

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Hex Enduction Hour

“Recorded partly in a scruffy studio and partly in an abandoned cinema, this LP defines unpolished sonic perfection. The dual drum kits of Karl Burns and Paul Hanley hit the vinyl grooves with raw room reflection, giving the percussion an unmistakable, rattling wooden punch. Mark E. Smith’s voice barked through cheap microphones captures authentic distortion straight to tape. No digital polish can replicate this kind of gnarly mid-range thrust. It remains a gloriously dirty analog tour de force.”

from “Into Dopamine Chamber by Fontaines D.C.? 12 raw post-punk cuts on vinyl.” →
The United States Of America

“Man, this one was a trip when it landed. Electronic music wasn't just for sci-fi flicks anymore; these cats plugged in and warped the psychedelic landscape. That electric violin, those ring modulators – it was like bebop got zapped by a proto-synth, creating a buzzing, ethereal chaos. They built sonic structures that felt entirely new, a truly experimental edge on the burgeoning rock scene, proving that the future was already here, humming.”

from “Nine Frequencies From The Underside: Records That Built The Future Sound” →
20 Jazz Funk Greats (Remastered)

“Throbbing Gristle's '20 Jazz Funk Greats,' even remastered, remains a stark, unsettling document of anti-music. This wasn't about jazz or funk, but the systematic dismantling of pleasantries, a brutalist architecture of sound that laid the groundwork for industrial. It's bleak, mechanical, and confrontational, pushing sound as a weapon. They stripped away comfort, leaving only the abrasive truth. This record didn't just flip the script; it tore it to shreds.”

from “8 Unsung Records That Flipped the Script on Sound” →
They Say I'm Different

“Betty Davis's 1974 funk explosion is an unapologetic, snarling declaration of independence. Her voice, a force of nature, rides grooves so gritty and raw they practically tear through the speakers. This is soul music stripped of polite conventions, infused with a punk rock attitude years before punk officially arrived. It's fierce, sexual, and utterly fearless. Betty Davis didn’t just sing funk; she embodied it, a true pioneer whose legacy still burns bright.”

from “12 Sonic Reckonings: When the Glamour Fades and the Grooves Stay Sharp” →

Keeps coming back toThe titles this critic picks most often

Trans-Europe Express ×43 Trans-Europe Express 20 Jazz Funk Greats ×37 20 Jazz Funk Greats The Modern Dance ×36 The Modern Dance Anarchy in the U.K. (Acoustic) ×35 Anarchy in the U.K. (Acoustic) Suicide Squad: The Album ×34 Suicide Squad: The Album Suicide ×32 Suicide Come Away with ESG ×26 Come Away with ESG World Of Echo ×25 World Of Echo

Latest lists207 in total

Into Dopamine Chamber by Fontaines D.C.? 12 raw post-punk cuts on vinyl. If you dig Mud by Remi Wolf, hear these 12 gritty, tape-saturated funk gems. 8 deeply unsettling records to spin in pitch darkness this Halloween 7 Terrifying Horror Scores Cut With Pure Tape Saturation 9 Albums That Sound Like the Truth Is a Lie The 12 Masterclasses in Artifice: Records That Defined the Musical Persona Nine Frequencies From The Underside: Records That Built The Future Sound 8 Unsung Records That Flipped the Script on Sound 12 Sonic Reckonings: When the Glamour Fades and the Grooves Stay Sharp 11 Deep Cuts That Still Leave Scars 10 Sonic Secrets Your Algorithm Missed 11 Deep Cuts That'll Shake Your Foundations
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